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The Random Crap Wikia is a collection of, well, random crap. It could be about anything, fact or fiction. If any vandals are seen creating pages that may cause them to be blocked, no need to block them. The Random Crap Wikia is simply a place for Wikia users to relax and unwind. If you like vandalizing things, do it here. We have plenty of things for you to do. However, you cannot vandalize the homepage. Also, if one person creates a page, you may edit it, but do not erase their progress. Instead, add to it. What are you waiting for? Why don't you get started?



After such a long wait, Patrick Star has pushed Soul Eater Evans off the title as mascot, but don't worry, you can visit him down below in the "past mascots" list.

Patrick Star (born February 26, 1986) is the 2nd Protagonist & Primary Deuteragonist, & SpongeBob SquarePants's best friend. He is a dim-witted but well-meaning starfish. Patrick is quite overweight and loves ice cream and many other junk foods. He is the second main character of the show. He lives under a rock. SpongeBob and Squidward Tentacles are his neighbors.He is in most of the SpongeBob series

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Old McDonalds Advert

Old McDonalds Advert

Yep, that's right! Never talk to strangers, unless their dressed up as Ronald McDonald!

A Mcdonalds advertisement from the '50s.



Feb. 8, 2011- Stick around for the Stray Samurai series, coming to Random Crap Wikia soon!

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  • Squidward makes a cameo appearance as a crew member on the Dai Gunkai in the anime series Gurren Lagann.
  • A very blurry photo of Noseybonk growing some strange plants called "Nosegays".
  • The rock dove has become a widely-spread species throughout many of the world's urban cities.
  • Godzilla fights Gigan in the cult classic Godzilla Vs. Gigan (1972).
  • Hero Boy (as he is so called) confronts The Polar Express (2004) on Christmas Eve.
  • Gigantoraptor (an oviraptorosaurian that was nearly as big as T-Rex) wards off an Alectrosaurus from their nesting site.
  • Aslan (Liam Neeson) as he appears in Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (2005).
  • According to the news, US Navy Seals have finally caught and killed Osama Bin Laden.
  • Due to the recent massive earthquake and tsunami, Japan is now 12 feet closer to North America.
  • About 7 babies are born each second, worldwide.
  • Every second, nearly 1.5 acres of rainforest are lost.
  • Avatar is the highest-grossing movie in the United States of all time, with a total of $2,783,165,628.
  • Lotso (from Toy Story 3) as he appears in a little girl's room in Up (2008).

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